What’s in a name? When it comes to your WiFi network, the name you choose says a lot about your personality and interests. As a proud stoner, you want a WiFi name that’s creative, and humorous and refers to your favorite plant – cannabis.
As someone who has sampled my fair share of strains, I understand the desire to showcase your love of getting high. But you also don’t want something so overt it gets you in trouble with the neighbors or, worse, the law. The key is riding the line between an obvious drug reference and an innocent pun that could apply to anything.
After polling fellow stoner pals, here are some of my favorite WiFi names that bring the weed without being too weed:
- The Router of All Evil – A play on Ozzy’s ‘Prince of Darkness’ nickname. Evil spelled backward is Live – as in live resin!
- Winternet is coming – A weed-friendly take on the Game of Thrones slogan. Winter = Winternet (weed internet), get it??
- A Song of Ice & Fries – Another Thrones reference implying ice water pipes and satisfying munchies.
- Ocean Grown WiFi – An ode to some top-shelf West Coast bud.
- 8-Mile High Club – How high are you, really? Like 8 miles??
- Marley and Me – No explanation needed for this Bob Marley-inspired WiFi.
- WiFi McWiFace – A silly one, but makes me laugh every time.
- The Promised LAN – Clever bible pun indicating a holy connection.
- Harry Pothead – The iconic Harry Potter franchise gets a cannabis makeover.
- Lord of the Greens – Tolkien’s fantasy world meets sticky green gardens.
- Captive Portal 2.0 – Nerdy tech jokes FTW.
We have shared more lists of awesome WiFi weed names for your network router. Please go through the below list.
List of Top Funny Stoner WiFi Names for Private Stories
- High-Fi Connection
- GanjaLAN
- PuffPuffPasscode
- ChronicNet
- SativaSignal
- WiFi Weeded
- KushConnection
- StonerStreaming
- IndicaInternet
- BakedBandwidth
- JointJunction
- THCNet
- HerbalHotspot
- BlazedBrowser
- MaryJaneMesh
- GanjaGateway
- DopeDownload
- TokinTech
- WiFi and Weed
- StonerRouter
- Cannabinet
- WiFi420
- SmokinSignal
- THC_Tower
- ChronicConnect
- StonedStreaming
- WeedFi
- GanjaGigabit
- WiFiDoobie
- HazyHotspot
420 WiFi Names
- SativaSync
- WiFi_WakeNBake
- PotRouter
- GanjaGigaHertz
- HerbalHotzone
- StonerSpeed
- BudBroadcast
- CannabisConnection
- WiFi_HighGuy
- SpliffStream
- JointJive
- GreenGigabyte
- WiFiLeaf
- IndicaInnovation
- BluntBandwidth
- StonedSurfer
- HerbHub
- THC_Transfer
- MaryJaneModem
- GanjaGlow
- WiFi_Weed_Waves
- HighSpeedHerb
- CannabizNetwork
- WiFi_WonderWeed
- GanjaGrid
- StonerStreamline
- SativaSpectrum
- WiFiWithWeed
- HazyHotlink
- Bud_Bandit
Weed WiFi Names
- KushKingdom
- WiFi_WackyWeed
- SmokinSpeed
- GreenGanjaGig
- HerbalHub
- THC_Torrent
- Pot_Packets
- GanjaGigahash
- WiFi_Weed_Wire
- StonerSurge
- JointJolt
- LeafyLink
- IndicaInnovate
- BluntBroadband
- StonerStream
- MaryJaneMegabyte
- GanjaGig
- WiFi_WeedWave
- HighHerbHub
- CannabisCloud
- SpliffSprint
- GreenGateway
- StonedStreamline
- SativaSignalStrength
- WiFi_WonderWeedWave
- GanjaGiggle
- THC_Tangle
- BudByte
- WiFi_WackyWeedWave
- SmokinSpeedster
- HerbalHighway
- JointJiveStream
- IndicaInnovator
- BluntByte
- StonerSurgeStream
- MaryJaneMegahertz
- GanjaGigawatt
- WiFi_Weed_Warp
- HighHerbHotspot
- CannabisCircuit
So be creative, think of puns, and make topical pop culture references. Just don’t be so obvious the neighbors call the cops. Like most things in life, choosing a stoner WiFi name requires some tact. You want to be tongue-in-cheek, not over the line. Your mission is to give a wink and nod to fellow potheads, not a reason for law enforcement to knock on your door.
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